Jon Stewart's Closing Arguments

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Gay marriage

While I do not believe in the actual marriage of gay couples in a church, I do believe in the equality of rights given to heterosexuals being given to gay couples. The government should recognize the sanctity of marriage between a gay couple just as they recognize it for a heterosexual couple. Whether a church ceremony is officiated, is up to the individual churches and the couples.

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JOSEPH FRANK KAFKA Obituary

JOSEPH FRANK KAFKA

Joseph Frank Kafka, Proprietor of Kafka Wine Co. Beloved son of Joseph James Kafka and Terry (Jeffrey) Johnson; loving brother of Angela Wolski and Kelly O'Brien; dear nephew of many aunts and uncles; endearing uncle of Megan Wolski; wonderful friend of many. In lieu of flowers, memorials to the AIDS Research Foundation appreciated. Visitation Wednesday, June 29 from 3 to 9 p.m. Funeral service 10 a.m. Thursday, both at Lakeview Funeral Home, 1458 W. Belmont Ave., Chicago, IL 60657. Interment at Bohemian National Cemetery for info 773-472-6300 or www.lakeviewfuneralhome.com

Published in Chicago Tribune on June 28, 2011

The Bermuda Triangle

The Bermuda Triangle is home to the disappearance of 75 planes and hundreds of ships. The thing that makes these occurrences so baffling is that there is no wreckage for any of the crafts. No hulls on the bottom of the ocean. No fuselage floating in the water. There's also no emergency transmissions. Absolutely no evidence. Nothing has ever been found. Ever.

Everything from aliens abducting the crafts to the lost city of Atlantis shooting death rays has been hypothesized as the cause for the disappearances. There really isn't an explanation. Nothing seems the most likely since all the factors do not add up.

So I ask: What do YOU think? Leave your comment and let us know.

Geek Video

This video is hilarious. Especially @ 7 min, but, if you know anything about programmers the beginning is great, too.

Sanskrit Writings of India

Ancient Sanskrit writings of India tell us that there are over 400,000 human-like species scattered throughout the cosmos. Located on different planets, different solar systems and, even, different dimensions. They also state that they were visiting planet earth at the time these writings occurred.

Using the Drake Equation (which can determine the probability of the existence of something in outer space), SETI estimates the number of detectable extraterrestrial civilizations in the Milky Way galaxy to be over 100,000,000.

What happened? Where are they now? Are they still visiting? Maybe they are still here... What do YOU think?

Pecksniffian

I awoke this morning to find that today's Dictionary.com word-of-the-day is:

pecksniffian \pek-SNIF-ee-uhn\, adjective:
Hypocritically and smugly affecting benevolence or high moral principles.
Pecksniffian is named after Seth Pecksniff, a character in "Martin Chuzzlewit, a novel" (1843), by Charles Dickens.

This word is quiet humorous to me. Possibly because of my inner twelve year old, but, also, it just looks funny.

Mail

I received my mail yesterday only to find one thick envelope addressed to someone with my first name and a last name of "Dauney". I proceeded to open the envelope and examine the contents. This pic is what I found.

A whole welcome packet from the Sierra Club. They wanted me to donate money to help save the deforestation in CA. WHAT THE FUCK?!?! You sent me a shit-ton of paper to get me to donate money so you can save the trees? I am a HUGE environmentalist, almost to a fault. I am all for saving the trees.

Come on guys, sending me a packet of info on saving trees just to get me to donate money and you can't even get my name correct? You are definitely barking up the wrong tree!

Congratulations

I would like to extend a heartfelt congratulations to all those that found it absolutely necessary to keep my mother up-to-date on what they found to be inappropriate, racy or otherwise non-conformist posts that I may have placed on my Facebook. Yes, congratulations!!!! You have won the award of being exactly what is wrong with the world. If you don't approve of something I do, move on. If you dislike something I say, get away. If you find me to be too in-your-face, then get out of mine. There is a reason my mother does not have a Facebook page - because she respects the boundary between parents and their adult children. I am 32 years old. I am not acting up for a teacher or bullying a student in grade-school. You have no right to report to her anything that I do of which you do not approve. Quit being so concerned with something I do of which you do not approve and focus on something you can do that will make the world a better place instead of spreading drama.

Law of the Conservation of Angular Momentum

A feature of all things that spin is that, if they contract, they must also rotate faster. This is the universal principle called the Conservation of Angular Momentum (CAM).

This law has been creating and destroying our world for billions of years. On the earth, as the thunderheads of a storm build up they suck up hot air and contract. As they contract they spin faster and faster. In the most extreme cases, tornadoes form.

Even though this seems like a horribly destructive event, it is this same phenomenon that is responsible for creating the stability of our solar system. With all the gasses being pulled in on themselves everything would have eventually collapsed, but all that gravitational activity caused our Sun to ignite. This caused similar CAM events to happen and form the planets.

Once again, the Universe does not cease to amaze me. From destruction to beauty for billions of years, the same law has been at work.

Stonehenge

Did you know:

Stonehenge from an aerial view can be seen to be made up of many concentric circles. A mathematician has discovered that all these circle are actually correlative to our solar system. Stonehenge is actually a map of our solar system.

Some of the stones weight upwards of 50 tons and the stones actually have been traced from quarries 100s of miles from Stonehenge itself!

Legends say that "star-beings" arrived and taught people how to move stones by levitation.

The Great Pyramid

Did you know:

The Great Pyramid measures 36524 pyramid inches around? Those numbers are the exact length of a solar year: 365.24 days.

If you divide the circumference of the pyramid by it's height you get one of the most important mathematical constants: π, better known as Pi. The measurement is accurate out to six digits: 3.141592.

Pi is key to some of the Universe's most important principles. Heisenburg's Uncertainty Principle, General Relativity and Kepler's Law of Orbital Motion are all based on Pi. Furthermore, Pi was not officially discovered until 2000 years until after the Pyramid was built!

Egyptians believe the Pyramids were built with the assistance of the Guardians of the Sky. Looking at the information above, what do you think?

Attraction

Attraction is not about being with a person who's perfect, but loving an imperfect person perfectly.

33rd Latitude

Sitting above the Golan Heights, Mt. Hermon is the site of the Transfiguration of Jesus, according to the synoptic gospels. At this event, Jesus was transformed into a radiant, altered state. He was witnessed to be conversing with Moses and Elijah. Mt. Hermon is also where the 200 fallen angels descended to earth in the book of Enoch.

Mt. Hermon sits on the 33rd parallel N. On the exact opposite side of the world on the 33rd parallel sits Roswell, New Mexico. These two sites are directly polar opposite to each other.

In numerology, the number 33 represents the ultimate attainment of consciousness. Is the 33rd parallel a gateway to higher knowledge? Are the encounters that took place a step to mankind's attainment of ultimate consciousness?

If Extraterrestrials utilize latitude lines as landing points for earth, is it possible that what was witnessed on Mt. Hermon thousands of years ago actually an Extraterrestrial encounter? Is it possible that what were considered angels from heaven actually aliens from the heavens?

Quotes

It aggravates me when people assume things about me.

You think I feel a certain way, maybe I don't.

You say I don't do something, maybe I do.

You believe I act because of something, maybe you don't pay attention.

You know who I am because you know me?

"I am who I say I am." - Iyanla Vanzant

Ley Lines

Since the Roswell incident in 1947, Aime Michel mapped every UFO incident before his death in 1992. Michel discovered that all the incidents were in very specific lines - degrees of latitude. Scientists have found that these locations have extreme energy fluxes and inexplicable occurrences like batteries on cameras and phones not working or compasses going haywire. What is more, many of these locations have extreme structures built on them such as pyramids, temples, monuments, etc. These structures include Egyptian and Mayan pyramids, Stonehenge and Easter Island. Is it possible that the people that built these structures harnessed the extreme energy coming from the earth at those very spots?

In Europe, if you take these sites and connect them with a line, known as a ley line, every town that you cross has a name that comes from the same root. Every archaeological point has the root word of "STAR".


Is that just a coincidence? I doubt it. It seems to me that these sites were placed here and named for a reason. Could they be wormholes or star-gates to other worlds? Were they named with "STAR" as an homage to the beings that taught humans the technology? Who knows. I do believe they have a lot more meaning than we were ever lead to believe. Maybe we will never know.

Here we go again

Guess whaaaat? It's that time again. For those of you who know what that means, great. And for those that do not, you will see soon enough. Just trust me when I say, "It's gonna be a wild and exciting ride!"

Lies

I'm tired of the lies. It's just business. Be upfront, take control and make the best of what you have. Why does it always have to be so shady? Why do you insist on conjugating veils? I work so hard yet you show me no reprieve. Life goes on no matter what happens to you or me. Make the most of it and never lie to me.

Time For Me to Fly

I've been around for you I've been up and down for you But I just can't get any relief I've swallowed my pride for you I've lived and lied for you But you still make me feel like a thief You got me stealin' your love away 'Cause you never give it Peeling the years away And we can't relive it I make you laugh And you make me cry I believe it's time for me to fly You said we'd work it out You said that you had no doubt That deep down we were really in love Oh, but I'm tired of holding on To a feeling I know is gone I do believe that I've had enough I've had enough of the falseness Of a worn out relation Enough of the jealousy And the intoleration I make you laugh And you make me cry I believe it's time for me to fly Time for me to fly Oh, I've got to set myself free Time for me to fly And that's just how it's got to be I know it hurts to say goodbye But it's time for me to fly