Mail

I received my mail yesterday only to find one thick envelope addressed to someone with my first name and a last name of "Dauney". I proceeded to open the envelope and examine the contents. This pic is what I found.

A whole welcome packet from the Sierra Club. They wanted me to donate money to help save the deforestation in CA. WHAT THE FUCK?!?! You sent me a shit-ton of paper to get me to donate money so you can save the trees? I am a HUGE environmentalist, almost to a fault. I am all for saving the trees.

Come on guys, sending me a packet of info on saving trees just to get me to donate money and you can't even get my name correct? You are definitely barking up the wrong tree!